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Anyway, at a great cost to our host, I learned this:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never
finished."
So, when I got back, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of
Kahlua, a package of Malomars, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no
idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be
in need of inner peace.
I don't know what some of that stuff was, but I really feel good.
Pass it on.
This post has been edited by Jay: 03 November 2006 - 07:01 PM
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